
I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Wiggles: And I still don’t have my third cracker.

Stella: Third cracker? How come she gets three crackers when I only get two?
Me: Well, sometimes I’m hungry and I eat one as a snack.
Stella: What? Are you palming one now? Show me your hands!
Me: Am I a card dealer now who has to show you my hands?
Stella: I don’t know what that card thing means, but you do if you are sneaking crackers!
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