I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, you sound funny.
Me: Allergies. Uh. Drainage.
Stella: Why?
Me: Not really a choice.
Stella: I’m glad bulldogs don’t sound like that.
Me: With all the snoring and snorting and grunting…
Stella: I don’t snore. I have never heard myself snore one time. And I certainly don’t snort or grunt. When are you going to stop making those noises?
Me: As soon as possible.
Stella: Oh, all right. So long as it is before my bedtime. Can’t have no human snoring, snorting, grunting, sniffing or sneezing waking me up.
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