I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Hey, I notice that you stop and sniff the ground every place that someone else has been.
Stella: Yes. The daily news.
Me: Hah, like a newspaper.
Stella: How else am I going to know how everyone is?
Me: But you are inside with them all the time.
Stella: Not the same. I am sure you humans do likewise.
Me: No, we don’t. Thankfully.
Stella: How can you avoid the daily news in those tiny little rooms.
Me: Our noses aren’t like yours. We talk to each other or read to get our news.
Stella: Highly inaccurate and not very scientific.
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