Chinchy – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Hey, Lady Human, what is the meaning of this?

Me:  A cracker. Your favorite.

Stella:  Uh, my crackers don’t look like this. This one is ragged on one side and about half the size.

Me:  Well, I broke it in half so you and Wiggles could both have at least some. I was running a little low on crackers.

Stella:  And how did that happen? What about human planning?

Me:  Human planning ran a little short this time, too.

Stella:  So, you decided to be…what is that word?

Me:  Chinchy. Stingy. Miserly.

Stella:  How many words do you humans have for shorting a bulldog on her crackers?

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