I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Time to come in! Rain is on its way!
Wiggles: I’m not sure about that.
Me: Well then, come in because I say so.
Stella: What will you give us?
Me: A dry place inside.
Miss Sweetie: What about me? I’m already inside.
Doodlebug: Yeah, I’ve already got a dry place. I want more.
Me: Why do I have to bribe you to do what you ought to do?
Stella: Don’t call it ‘bribery’. Call it a bulldog incentive.
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