I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I smell good. Sweetie, on the other hand…
Miss Sweetie: My nose works fine. It’s just stubby, that’s all.
Stella: I don’t mean how your nose works. I mean you stink.
Miss Sweetie: Awwww.
Me: Don’t worry, Sweetie. You smell like a classic wet dog.
Miss Sweetie: I couldn’t help it, Lady Human. The rain and the water were everywhere outside, and my feet and my tummy got wet…
Me: It’s all right, girl. You’ll dry out.
Stella: Meanwhile, “Wet Dog” is the only bulldog perfume we’ll be wearing in here.
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