I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what are you hiding?
Me: I’m not hiding anything.
Stella: I smell crackers. Cheese. And peanut butter. Yep. Crackers.
Me: I think you’re scenting a memory.
Stella: Show me your hands, ma’am.
Me: Like I’m a cheating faro dealer in the Old West?
Stella: If a faro dealer cheated by hiding crackers, yup..
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