I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Move over, please.
Stella: Nope. Can’t do it.
Me: Stella, come on.
Stella: Nope. My body is in a nice rut in the bed and the blanket is perfectly positioned under my body. I am set.
Me: Well, I’m not and I would like to be so roll over.
Stella: Just find yourself a spot and scrunch up…hey, what’s happening?
Me: The vet said you have gained two pounds since last time. And boy, am I feeling it. You’re like a giant log, a huge boulder, a gigantic…
Stella: Are you calling me fat? Why, thank you!
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