I am Stella, Queen of Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Humaaannn! Sweetie is sitting in rainwater! She is making a messss!
Me: Sweetie, isn’t it a little cool for an outdoor bath?
Miss Sweetie: Nope.
Stella: It’s rainwater, Sweetie.
Miss Sweetie: Yep. It fell from the sky and filled my puppy pool because the Great Creator wanted me to take a bath. He enjoys clean dogs.
Me: I don’t doubt that. But is cold rainwater all that comfortable to sit in?
Miss Sweetie: I have a hot body, so I warm it up pretty quick. How do I smell now?
Stella: Like a wet dog. And that is the honest opinion of a dog.
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