I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. A little help here, Lady Human!
Me: What do you need?
Stella: I am here, and I need to get in there. Why do humans make things so difficult?
Me: Doors are reasonable barriers.
Stella: Doors are fine. It’s the doorknobs I object to. I don’t have those very convenient longs fingers you have.
Me: I’m honestly glad you were not so equipped. We’d have all sorts of knobs being turned around here if you all had hands.
Stella: A bulldog can dream.
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