I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Who made this mess? Wiggles?
Wiggles: Not me and so what if I did?
Stella: Nothing. Nothing. Not a big deal. Sweetie.
Miss Sweetie: Nope. Those footprints are even bigger than mine.
Stella: Doodlebug?
Doodlebug: Look at my paws. Clean! I rest my case.
Stella: Well, I didn’t track an ocean of mud into our precious house. That can only mean one thing…Lady Human!
Me: Yeah?
Stella: Stinky mud is all over the floor.
Me: Yeah.
Stella: Is that all you have to say?
Me: Yeah.
Stella: Well…all right…You sound so much like a bulldog, I can’t stay mad at you. Now clean it up!
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