Why Don’t Humans Eat with Their Mouths? – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me:  Stella? What are you staring at?

Stella:  You.

Me:  Why?

Stella:  Just wondering.

Me:  About what?

Stella:  What’s that funny thing you have? A special stick?

Me:  This spoon? It helps me to eat.

Stella:  You eat weird. Dogs know how to eat. Just stick your mouth and shovel it in. That’s why the Great Creator made tongues. It’s simple. It saves time. And you don’t need a shovel on a stick.

Me:  I think I’ll keep on using spoons.

Stella:  Fine with me, Lady Human. Disregard sound bulldog advice at your peril.

Me:  Ouch!

Stella:  What happened?

Me:  I stuck my gum with the spoon.

Stella: Just as I thought. Humans are dangerous to themselves when they eat. You won’t ever catch a bulldog doing that.

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