I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Sadly, I must report that Lady Human has taken on some very squirrel-like behaviors and we are all very concerned that we may soon have to chase her out of the yard.
Me: Yeah, like that’s going to work. I’d just like to see you try.
Stella: No, you wouldn’t.
Me: You’re probably right.
Stella: Are you feeling well, ma’am?
Me: Yes. I’m fine.
Stella: Then why are you acting so like a squirrel? That is not normal for a human.
Me: If you mean the digging, I am trying to renew our vegetable garden. We can grow vegetables for food the way we did a long time ago.
Stella: That sounds insane.
Me: No, really, people used to grow a lot of their food.
Stella: What I mean is why would anyone want to eat vegetables. Yuck.
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