Digging Like a Squirrel – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Sadly, I must report that Lady Human has taken on some very squirrel-like behaviors and we are all very concerned that we may soon have to chase her out of the yard.

Me:  Yeah, like that’s going to work. I’d just like to see you try.

Stella:  No, you wouldn’t.

Me:  You’re probably right.

Stella:  Are you feeling well, ma’am?

Me:  Yes. I’m fine.

Stella:  Then why are you acting so like a squirrel? That is not normal for a human.

Me:  If you mean the digging, I am trying to renew our vegetable garden. We can grow vegetables for food the way we did a long time ago.

Stella:  That sounds insane.

Me:  No, really, people used to grow a lot of their food.

Stella:  What I mean is why would anyone want to eat vegetables. Yuck.

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