I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Wiggles: And an expert cracker thief.
Stella: How dare you? What crackers? Where? Here? Now? Lady Human, are you holding out on me?
Me: I am just getting them ready to hand out.
Wiggles: What are you doing?
Me: Breaking them in half.
Stella: Let me see! Her piece is bigger!
Wiggles: No, it’s not! Your piece is bigger! Not fair!
Me: Okay, fine. One whole cracker each.
Wiggles: Let me see! Her whole cracker is bigger!
Me: No, look. See? The same size, one on top of the other.
Wiggles: (snatch) Mmmm.
Stella: She got both!
Me: I’ll find two for you.
Wiggles: Who’s the expert cracker thief now?
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