I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Time to rise and shine. Past time really.
Wiggles: I don’t want breakfast unless it’s in bed.
Me: That’s good because we’re way past breakfast time and I don’t serve breakfast in bed anyway. We’ve overslept. So how about brunch?
Stella: What is brunch?
Me: Brunch is breakfast, only later.
Wiggles: I’ll have brunch in bed then.
Me: I don’t serve…
Stella: You said you don’t serve breakfast in bed. You said nothing about brunch. I’ll have mine right here.
Me: You’ll both have yours in the usual place.
Stella: I’ve said it before, and I say it again. This is the worst hotel ever.
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