Brunch Time – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me:  Time to rise and shine. Past time really.

Wiggles:  I don’t want breakfast unless it’s in bed.

Me:  That’s good because we’re way past breakfast time and I don’t serve breakfast in bed anyway. We’ve overslept. So how about brunch?

Stella:  What is brunch?

Me:  Brunch is breakfast, only later.

Wiggles:  I’ll have brunch in bed then.

Me:  I don’t serve…

Stella:  You said you don’t serve breakfast in bed. You said nothing about brunch. I’ll have mine right here.

Me:  You’ll both have yours in the usual place.

Stella:  I’ve said it before, and I say it again. This is the worst hotel ever.

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