I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I’m getting out of bed. No, I’m not. I’m getting back up on the bed. Now I’m going to sleep. Nope. I was wrong. I’m back up.
Me: Do you need to go outside?
Stella: Yep. Let’s do that.
Me: Okay, back to bed.
Stella: Yep. Bed. Sleep. Nope. No sleep for anybody tonight.
Me: Well, I’m going to sleep.
Stella: Not if I can help it. Whee!
Me: What is the problem? Why can’t you settle down? I’ve never seen you like this…
Stella: Problem? What prob…SNORE…
Me: Okay. Good night, girl.
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