Don’t Talk Ugly to the Cat – Conversaations with Stella, Doodlebug and MoonCat

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Doodlebug:  Hey, Stinkyface! Move aside!

Me:  What’s all the noise?

Doodlebug:  Stinkyface.

Stella:  Doodle is yelling at Stinky…I mean MoonCat.

Me:  Doodle, cut it out. She’s not bothering you.

Doodlebug:  She’s staring at me with her stinky face.

Me:  And you are barking at her with yours.

Doodlebug:  Hey!

Me:  You know it’s true. Just smell your own breath sometime after one of your outdoor nasty snacks. Now get along with each other and don’t talk ugly to MoonCat.

MoonCat: Meow!

Me:  You see. She agrees.

Doodlebug:  Well, I don’t. I’m a bulldog. You’ll never catch me agreeing with a cat.

MoonCat:  Meow! Stinkyface.

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