Gunning It – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Something horrible just happened outside and it is not a bulldog’s fault!

Me:  Glad to hear that.

Stella:  I am not! It was a human noise, a really bad one. When are you going to get these humans under control?

Me:  News flash. Not going to happen.

Stella:  You heard? What happened out there?

Me:  Yeah, I heard. Everyone for miles around may have heard. Someone with more money than sense gunned a car engine.

Stella:  Gunned?

Me:  Revved the engine up real high. Gave it a lot of gas. Then they sped off down the road.

Stella:  But why would they do that to a rolling box? Are they in a hurry? Do they have to get to the vet’s office?

Me:  Nope. Any reason they have is not good enough to gun an engine and roar away.

Stella:  Humans don’t seem to have good reasons for doing most of what they do. Not to be insulting, Lady Human.

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