Once Upon a Time, Yesterday – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. A long time ago, we had a hailstorm here. And a long, long time ago, we had a big snowstorm here. And another long time ago, we had a thunderstorm here. Lady Human kindly taught me all these special words for weird weather.

Me:  Okay, we had a hailstorm 3 nights ago, a big snowstorm a little over a month ago, and a thunderstorm last night.

Stella:  That’s what I said.

Me:  Not really. Your concept of time is still a little skewed.

Stella:  Explain ‘time’.

Me:  Well…time is…well, we measure time by the sun and… well…we use clocks and calendars to…

Stella:  Enough human confusion, Lady Human, thank you. What you meant to say was that a long time ago, we had a hailstorm here.  And a long, long time ago, we had a big snowstorm here. And another long time ago, we had a thunderstorm here. And it all happened yesterday. The End.

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