I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: What in the world has happened here?
Stella: To what do you refer, Lady Human?
Me: What have you done to my bed?
Stella: Don’t you mean our bed?
Me: Not really. My mattress pad is all bunched up. And my pillows are in disarray. And your sleeping on top of the whole mess.
Stella: And a very comfortable mess it is, too.
Me: I was only gone for a few minutes. What were you thinking?
Stella: Well, you left, and I figured that you didn’t want the bed anymore, so I made it up the way I like it.
Me: Oh, yeah? Well, watch while I remake it the way I like it.
Stella: Share the bed, she said. You will like it, she said. What is the human definition of ‘share’? Not the same as a bulldog’s, that’s for sure.
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