Bed Making – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me:  What in the world has happened here?

Stella:  To what do you refer, Lady Human?

Me:  What have you done to my bed?

Stella:  Don’t you mean our bed?

Me:  Not really. My mattress pad is all bunched up. And my pillows are in disarray. And your sleeping on top of the whole mess.

Stella:  And a very comfortable mess it is, too.

Me:  I was only gone for a few minutes. What were you thinking?

Stella:  Well, you left, and I figured that you didn’t want the bed anymore, so I made it up the way I like it.

Me:  Oh, yeah? Well, watch while I remake it the way I like it.

Stella:  Share the bed, she said. You will like it, she said. What is the human definition of ‘share’? Not the same as a bulldog’s, that’s for sure.

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