I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady, Human, tell the cat to be quiet. She is being loud again for no reason…again.
Me: What’s going on, MoonCat?
MoonCat: Bowl. Food.
Me: There’s still lots of food in your bowl…
MoonCat: No. There is a naked spot. I can see my face in it. So disappointing. I will have to sit here and voice my disappointment.
Stella: Lady Humans, are all cats crazy or is it just MoonCat?
Me: Other people have told me that they have seen this same behavior with their cats.
Stella: So they are all crazy.
Me: Just because bulldogs lick up every crumb right away…
Stella: Which is the right way to eat, by the way. And, by the way, my whole food bowl is one big old naked spot, so how about covering it up.
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