I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, may I have some of that?
Me: I guess a little won’t hurt…hey!
Stella: Gulp! Mmmm! Was that all? That was pretty small.
Me: You gobbled the whole thing! You didn’t even chew!
Stella: It was what you humans call ‘the whole enchilada’. What else was I supposed to do?
Me: That was not an enchilada.
Stella: Uh-oh. What was it? Was it edible? Because I edibled it.
Me: It was…emphasis on the was a sausage biscuit.
Stella: Well, not anymore. What else you got?
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