The Cat Stuck Her Head in Where? – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde Bulldogges.

Me:  NO! UN-UH! NOT IN THERE!

Stella:  Who’s in trouble now?

Me:  Not a bulldog.

Wiggles:  That’s unheard of.

Miss Sweetie:  It was MoonCat.

Doodlebug:  I missed it. What happened?

Miss Sweetie:  The cat stuck her head in the big cold box.

Wiggles:  Lady Human, you didn’t let me do that. And I tried.

Me:  I didn’t let MoonCat do it either.

Miss Sweetie:  And there are wonderful things in that secret place.

Me:  Listen to me, everyone. Only humans get to stick our heads in the refrigerator.

Stella:  What about paws?

Me:  No.

Wiggles:  What about tongues?

Me:  No.

Doodlebug:  What about noses?

Me:  Your nose is part of your head, so the answer is no.

Stella:  Paw are not on our heads so we can stick those in the cold box.

Me:  No.

Stella: Come on, Lady Human. If you are going to make rules, the rules have to make sense.

Me:  Okay, how about this?  Nobody but a human is allowed to stick any part of anything into the refrigerator.

Stella:  I liked the confusing cold box rule better. More wiggle room. Right, Wiggles!

Wiggles:  Yup.

Stella:  Remember to share.

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