I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Did you hear that? Of course not! Everybody’s yelling at the same time! SHUT UP!
Wiggles: That’s rude!
Stella: No, you’re rude!
Doodlebug: You are both rude! I’m the only one allowed to talk!
Miss Sweetie: So everyone shut up and everyone is rude. I am glad that is settled.
Wiggles: That’s rude, Sweetie!
Stella: No, you are!
Me: Okay, y’all are caught in a circular rut going nowhere. Now I’m going to say it myself. Shut up!
Me: Well, I reckon a bulldog would know about that.
Stella: You are right, Lady Human. Therefore, as queen, I will repeat myself. SHUT UP!
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