SHUT UP! – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Did you hear that? Of course not! Everybody’s yelling at the same time! SHUT UP!

Wiggles:  That’s rude!

Stella:  No, you’re rude!

Doodlebug:  You are both rude! I’m the only one allowed to talk!

Miss Sweetie:  So everyone shut up and everyone is rude. I am glad that is settled.

Wiggles:  That’s rude, Sweetie!

Stella:  No, you are!

Me:  Okay, y’all are caught in a circular rut going nowhere. Now I’m going to say it myself. Shut up!

Stella:  Rude!

Me:  Well, I reckon a bulldog would know about that.

Stella:  You are right, Lady Human. Therefore, as queen, I will repeat myself.  SHUT UP!

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