I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human!
Me: I know. I see it. She did it again. And that took some doing.
Miss Sweetie: I saw the whole thing. I want to try that.
Doodlebug: I would have done it by jumping on my back legs. I am talented that way.
Wiggles: How come everyone is staring at me?
Me: I wasn’t gone that long. I just did a little last minute grocery shopping before the stores closed. And what do I walk in to find?
Wiggles: What? It sounds exciting.
Me: Wiggles, we had this discussion a few days ago. NO SNACKING OUT OF THE CAT LITTER BOX!
Wiggles: All I did was hop up on the big wooden box that you all rudely put in the way and I balanced on the narrow board on top until I could climb over the cat carrier prison and from there it was a short jump behind the small bench and there I was.
Stella: I hereby award the first ever Bulldog Medal to Wiggles for exceeding tenacity, refusal to give up easily, stubborn pigheadedness, and ingenuity in the face of human obstacles. Congratulations, Wiggles!
Wiggles: Is there a prize? Can it be a trip to the cat box?
Me, Stella, and Doodlebug: NO!
Miss Sweetie: Aw.
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