I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! A weird thing is happening!
Me: What is going on in here?
Stella: Something pretty weird.
Me: When is there not something weird going on? Weird is our middle name.
Wiggles: The cat. The cat. The cat.
Miss Sweetie: She is wearing a bag. It is so funny. Make it stop.
Me: MoonCat, you are wearing a bag. How did this happen?
MoonCat: Meow. What bag?
Me: Your hind legs are in a plastic bag and the rest of the bag is wrapped around you.
Doodlebug: Cats in bags! Easier to carry!
MoonCat: I’m alright. I am just resting here on one of my thrones.
Me: Come here. Let’s get that thing off of you.
MoonCat: I am fine.
Me: There. It’s off. How did you get wound up in a plastic bag?
MoonCat: It looked like fun at the time.
Stella: Things weren’t weird enough today, so MoonCat helped that out.
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