I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I am extremely frustrated. Lady Human, turn off the Picture Box. You know I don’t like it. I am tired and ready to go to bed.
Me: You used to like the television a whole lot. You just haven’t liked it since I moved it in here. Come on in! It won’t hurt you.
Stella: I don’t want to see ridiculous humans right in my face.
Me: I’ll be finished in a few minutes. Come on in. It’s fine.
Stella: If I say it is not fine, it is not fine.
Me: Sorry, you were the one who came back here early tonight. I will turn it off in a bit.
Stella: Do you misunderstand my bulldog tone of voice? My grumpy, huffy, puffing voice?
Me: No, I recognize it just fine. I’m just being the human right now.
Stella: Another reason humans should not be in charge of anything.
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