Come On In – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I am extremely frustrated. Lady Human, turn off the Picture Box. You know I don’t like it. I am tired and ready to go to bed.

Me:  You used to like the television a whole lot. You just haven’t liked it since I moved it in here. Come on in! It won’t hurt you.

Stella:  I don’t want to see ridiculous humans right in my face.

Me:  I’ll be finished in a few minutes. Come on in. It’s fine.

Stella:  If I say it is not fine, it is not fine.

Me:  Sorry, you were the one who came back here early tonight. I will turn it off in a bit.

Stella:  Do you misunderstand my bulldog tone of voice? My grumpy, huffy, puffing voice?

Me:  No, I recognize it just fine. I’m just being the human right now.

Stella:  Another reason humans should not be in charge of anything.

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