Rules of the House Part 1 – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human has been bringing the house rules up again so we need to go over them again.

Wiggles:  No.

Doodlebug:  No.

Miss Sweetie:  We have rules?

Stella:  First rule – keep the barking down to a bare minimum.

Wiggles:  No.

Doodlebug:  No.

Miss Sweetie:  I can’t help it. The barks just come popping out.

Stella:  I believe this to be a violation of our free speech rights.

Wiggles:  Yeah, the humans are always yelling about their rights to speak. What about our rights?

Doodlebug:  Bulldog rights! Bulldog rights! Bulldog rights!

Stella:  Hush, Doodle! No barking! You sound like a human!

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