I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human has been bringing the house rules up again so we need to go over them again.
Miss Sweetie: We have rules?
Stella: First rule – keep the barking down to a bare minimum.
Miss Sweetie: I can’t help it. The barks just come popping out.
Stella: I believe this to be a violation of our free speech rights.
Wiggles: Yeah, the humans are always yelling about their rights to speak. What about our rights?
Doodlebug: Bulldog rights! Bulldog rights! Bulldog rights!
Stella: Hush, Doodle! No barking! You sound like a human!
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