I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I am reviewing the house rules with the pack. Some have been ignoring them.
Miss Sweetie: Me? Me? Say it was me!
Stella: Yes, it was you, Sweetie.
Miss Sweetie: Yay me!
Stella: NO GOING POTTY IN THE HOUSE! Did everyone hear that one?
Miss Sweetie: Awwww.
Doodlebug: Awwww. I like to keep my options open.
Wiggles: This rule I actually agree with. Take it outside, y’all.
Stella: I agree with it, too, but it irks me that the humans don’t abide by it. Just one more example of humans treating themselves better than everybody else. They can’t hide from us what they do in those special little rooms with the huge water bowls. No potty in the house indeed!
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