I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What are you up to, Lady Human?
Me: Hmmm?
Stella: You are munching on something.
Me: Hmmm?
Stella: What are you holding back from me? Where is mine? I want mine now.
Me: We’ll have crackers later.
Stella: Not good enough. Show me what you have.
Me: Ahhhh. There. See. Nothing.
Stella: That’s because you ate it all. You were holding back on me. And you pretended you didn’t have anything in your mouth. For shame, Lady Human! You lied to a dog!
Me: I’ll make it up to you later.
Stella: You’d better believe you will. I’ve got my eye on you. No more hidden munching.
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My Human Mommy does this too! Most annoying! Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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