A Master’s Degree in Lazy


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Uhhhhh.

Me:  Time to eat, girl.

Stella:  Says who?

Me:  Everybody.

Stella:  Nope.

Me:  What do you mean “nope”?

Stella:  Nope. It is a plain ole well-known bulldog word. Please bring me my food and a new bowl of water.

Me:  I am not catering to your profound sense of laziness.

Stella:  But I have worked on it so hard for so many years. Surely I have graduated by now. Where’s my fancy piece of paper?

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