I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Uhhhhh.
Me: Time to eat, girl.
Stella: Says who?
Me: What do you mean “nope”?
Stella: Nope. It is a plain ole well-known bulldog word. Please bring me my food and a new bowl of water.
Me: I am not catering to your profound sense of laziness.
Stella: But I have worked on it so hard for so many years. Surely I have graduated by now. Where’s my fancy piece of paper?