I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Hey! Cut if out! We’ve talked about this before.
Stella: Talked about what? Boom!
Me: That! Body slamming! Stop it!
Stella: Not yet. It has not had its effect.
Me: What effect? Ticking me off?
Stella: Nope. I don’t care about that. Your body is the wrong shape.
Stella: That part needs to be over there. Boom! And those parts need to be here. Boom!
There! That’s better. Sweet dreams, Lady Human.
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