I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Doodlebug has a potty mouth!
Me: Do bulldogs talk ugly? I didn’t know that about you all.
Stella: Not words. He’s … you know…munching…
Me: Oh, no! Not again! Doodlebug!
Doodlebug: Hmmm?
Me: You had stopped that. Now you’re picking up that bad habit again. Why?
Doodlebug: It’s so tempting.
Me: Nobody else is tempted.
Doodlebug: I am special.
Me: I don’t see how doing that is special. I think it is gross. I guess I am going to have to follow you around.
Doodlebug: That would spoil my fun.
Stella: Your bad breath spoils everybody else’s breathing fun.
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Yep, Doodlebug stopped for a few months and I thought, “Great!” Now, all of a sudden, he is back to his old tricks. All that changed is that I started him on a doggy vitamin.
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