Potty Mouth – Conversations with Stella and Doodlebug


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Doodlebug has a potty mouth!

Me:  Do bulldogs talk ugly? I didn’t know that about you all.

Stella: Not words. He’s … you know…munching…

Me:  Oh, no! Not again! Doodlebug!

Doodlebug:  Hmmm?


Me:  You had stopped that.  Now you’re picking up that bad habit again. Why?

Doodlebug:  It’s so tempting.

Me:  Nobody else is tempted.

Doodlebug:  I am special.

Me:  I don’t see how doing that is special. I think it is gross. I guess I am going to have to follow you around.

Doodlebug:  That would spoil my fun.

Stella:  Your bad breath spoils everybody else’s breathing fun.







Copyright 2020 H.J. Hill All Rights Reserved.

2 thoughts on “Potty Mouth – Conversations with Stella and Doodlebug

    1. Yep, Doodlebug stopped for a few months and I thought, “Great!” Now, all of a sudden, he is back to his old tricks. All that changed is that I started him on a doggy vitamin.

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