I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. But apparently that does not matter to Lady Human and Tall Man. They just do what they want.
Me: This will work out better. It is a better layout than we have been using.
Tiger: Where is my crate? Where is my big comfy towel?
Me: Right there. You are standing in it.
Tiger: Oh. Okay. It looks different.
Me: Yes, we moved it over three whole feet.
Miss Sweetie: I have four feet. Where is my bed?
Me: Over here. About four feet from where it was.
Wiggles: This is awful. Or is it awesome? I am confused.
Me: Your bed is between Stella’s and Sweetie’s. And your big box bed is still where it always has been.
Doodlebug: I AM FREAKED OUT!
Me: I can tell. It may take a few days to get accustomed to it, but…
Stella: Days? How about years? This is weird and terrible at the same time.
Me: It will be easier to clean this way.
Stella: CLEAN? NOOOOOO!
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