I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, I have a complaint to lodge.
Me: And that would make this day different how?
Stella: This complaint is about MY bed, MY special bed, MY bed that Tall Man gave to Wiggles and now Wiggles is sleeping on MY blanket with MY toys and MY cute little water bowl. Why did he do such an awful thing?
Me: While he was laying the new floor, he had to move all your crates and bedding and he just happened to give yours to Wiggles while you were out of the room.
Wiggles: Stella has a nice bed. I like it.
Me: Yeah, I saw you both crammed in there.
Stella: It’s mine! No squatter’s rights for Wiggles!
Me: We’ll get it sorted out when the floor is finished.
Stella: No! No! No! Now! Now! Now!
Me: And then we can get you settled back in your regular beds with some new toys and…
Wiggles: I’m in.
Stella: Well, okay. But wash my blanket first. I don’t want that Wiggles smell all over it.
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