Freaky Noise – Conversations with Stella

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Make it stop!

Me:  The noise?

Stella: What else?

Me:  It is a power tool that Tall Man uses to cut the boards for the new floor.

Stella:  We already have a floor. It’s the one we track mud on all the time.

Me:  And it is old. And we can’t fix parts of it. So it must be replaced.

Stella:  Why can’t humans replace things silently?

Me:  It’s just not in our nature to be quiet all the time. Bulldogs should understand that. And power tools make these jobs easier and faster.

Stella:  Are you telling me this because the freaky noise will never stop?

Me:  No, the freaky noise will stop when the job is done.

Stella:  I declare the job done.

Me:  Sorry, it doesn’t work that way.

Stella:  Lady Human?

Me:  Yes?

Stella:  Never call bulldogs loud again. You clearly have us beat.

 

 

 

 

 

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