I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, watch out! Wiggles is headed your way!
Me: Stay back, girl! No dog noses allowed in the refrigerator.
Me: Yeah, I have three. The chickens are not laying a lot right now.
Me: I am going to make an omelet with cream cheese and dill.
Me: Yes, and eggs because that is the main thing about an omelet.
Wiggles: My eggs.
Me: Well, these three are mine. You’ll get some later.
Wiggles: My eggs now.
Stella: Didn’t you tell us to share, Lady Human?
Me: Yes, but has that ever happened?
Stella: No, but we enjoy watching you follow your own rules.
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