I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Mornings are so nice here. I stay in Lady Human’s bed until late in the morning. It is calm and quiet and peaceful and… Hey, stop it! What are you doing? Let go of my paw! Help!
Me: Oh, Stella. It’s just my clumsy attempt to clip your nails while you are calm and laid back.
Stella: Stay away!
Me: Wow, Stella, that was quite a flip. Careful you don’t slip off…
Stella: Nobody touches the feet!
Me: You are really fast! Calm down! Stop flipping around.
Stella: Calm down? You invaded my safe space with your wicked, sneaky toe snippers!
Me: Toenail clippers, to be precise. They don’t snip your toes.
Stella: Tell that to my frightened tootsies!
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