I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges…
Me: Okay, once it starts, I need to concentrate so you have to settle down.
Stella: Thank you for inviting me to attend church with you again. Why haven’t we been doing this all along?
Me: Before the social distancing order, that wasn’t really possible. You’re not a service dog or emotional support animal, so you had to stay home.
Stella: That’s not fair.
Me: Imagine if everyone brought an animal to church.
Stella: Church would be COOL! That would be great, unless…no cats, right? They would not allow cats, would they?
Me: That would not be fair to the cats and their people, would it?
Stella: Who cares?
Me: Yep, church may have a positive effect on your general attitude after all.
Stella: Why? Are there treats?
Me: Sometimes, but not today. I mean, we’re not there, are we? We are here, watching and listening on a screen.
Stella: Awww. Of all times to go to meetin’.
Copyright 2020 H.J. Hill All Rights Reserved.