I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. My precious little head is getting wet and it is all Lady Human’s fault.
Me: I didn’t make it rain.
Stella: But you can stop it if you want to. I have seen you do it before.
Me: I don’t know what you think you have seen, but I cannot stop rain on command.
Stella: Well, start working harder on that. We have been dodging rain all day long. It is very tedious. My top half is all wet now.
Me: If you hurry up and get your business done, you can go back in and dry off.
Stella: I thought you and the other humans have machines in the sky that tell you when the rain is going to fall. What went wrong?
Me: Sometimes the rain just comes anyway, on its own schedule.
Stella: That is very disorderly. You all get that straightened out right away. Had I wanted to take a shower, I would have sorted that out with you – inside!
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