I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What I say, goes.
Me: The letter of the law.
Stella: No. No letters. No law. Just what I say.
Me: That’s about the same thing. But what if I say something different?
Stella: I don’t know. What I say, goes. Unless…
Me: Unless somebody with more authority says something else?
Stella: Yes. No. Maybe. Do you have more authority than I do?
Me: Who put humans in charge?
Stella: The Great Creator.
Me: So, who is in charge?
Stella: Hey. Is that a trick question?
Me: Not really.
Stella: The Great Creator.
Me: Yep. And…
Stella: Me?
Me: Well…
Stella: Oh, okay. Humans are in charge.
Me: Good girl!
Stella: And then ME! I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. And don’t anybody forget it!
Copyright 2019 H.J. Hill All Rights Reserved.
Bulldoggy 