I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. BOOM!
Me: Hey! What’s going on?
Stella: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Me: Stella, cut it out! What are you doing?
Stella: I like to cuddle.
Me: You call this ‘cuddling’? You are ramming me with your whole body.
Stella: I am just trying to get close to you.
Me: By crashing into me?
Stella: Yes. Isn’t it fun?
Me: Not so much for me, no.
Stella: It’s as I suspected. Humans don’t know how to enjoy themselves. Wait. That reminds me of something.
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