I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. SHHHHH!
Tiger: We should do something.
Miss Sweetie: What are they?
Stella: I think I have seen this before, but I don’t remember where or when.
Wiggles: We can take them in a rush. One…two…three…
Doodlebug: No! Stop! They are tall, and they have big mouths, as big as ours. Watch them. See if they move.
Stella: Maybe I should say something to them.
Tiger: No! Don’t talk to them! That will only encourage them!
Miss Sweetie: I will charge them by myself!
Stella: No, Sweetie. Be patient. They look familiar. They are kind of shaped like Lady Human’s feet.
Tiger: Lady Human has never had anything on her feet that ugly before.
Doodlebug: What if they start coming our way?
Stella: Stick together. Wait for the signal and then we’ll…
Me: Hey, y’all! Good evening!
Stella: Lady Human! Look out! They showed up when we weren’t looking.
Me: Oh, I know. They are my new rubber boots. I got tired of my good shoes getting muddy and messed up on rainy days, and there seem to be a lot of those this year.
Stella: What! You scared us silly over some stuff to keep your feet dry?
Me: They may have scared you. If they did, I am sorry. But as for silly, you all were silly already.
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