I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Something ugly is on the Picture Box. Turn it off, Lady Human, turn it off!
Me: What is it?
Stella: What do you mean? It’s ugly! Trust me! Turn it off!
Me: Oh, that’s a troll.
Stella: What is a troll and why did you invite one into our house?
Me: I’m not sure there ever was anything like a troll.
Stella: Then why is it on the Picture Box? Did humans make up yet another ugly thing and call it a troll this time? Why do you watch things that have ugly trolls in them?
Me: I wasn’t really watching that. It was more background noise while I did other things.
Stella: Don’t put trolls on in the background! Put on something with cute puppies or pretty trees or food! NOT TROLLS!
Me: Oh, okay.
Stella: And no walking zombies either.
Me: At least they’re not trolls.
Stella: Lady Human, do I have to take the tiny little Picture Box box away from you?
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