I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I heard the humans talking about having a party on a platform. A party on a platform. Over and over they said it. And then I knew what they were talking about. A bulldog party on the outdoor table. That’s a great platform!
Me: That’s not what we were talking about. It was something completely different.
Wiggles: I love to stand on that table. It’s a great place for barking.
Miss Sweetie: It is my favorite sunbathing spot. The sun is closer there.
Doodlebug: Party! Party! Party!
Snoopey: Every once in a long while, the humans have a good idea.
Me: The platform we were talking about is not a table.
Tiger: We won’t all fit on top of that table at the same time. We will have to take turns.
Snoopey: Forget that! I am not taking turns with you!
Tiger: Oh, yeah? You want to fight? I’m ready! Any time!
Snoopey: Bring it on!
Me: Now that sounds more like the party platform discussion we humans were having.
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