I am Stella. Of the Olde English Bulldogges, I am Queen.
Me: Aaaagghhh!
Stella: What! What happened?
Tiger: You are the Queen. You tell us.
Snoopey: Doodlebug. Doodlebug happened to Lady Human.
Doodlebug: Zoom, zoom.
Me: Ow! Zero to sixty in one point five seconds.
Stella: Doodlebug! You cannot change direction on Lady Human when she is holding your leash.
Doodlebug: Yes, I can. Watch!
Me: Ow! Whoa!
Stella: Doodlebug, stop!
Me: Let’s see. An 80-pound bulldog pulling a resistant object, namely me, flat out. How much force is he exerting? I need a formula. I need a solution.
Snoopey: I have a solution. Hey, Doodlebug, stop dragging Lady Human!
Doodlebug: I go fast! Zoom! Lady Human? Why are you on the floor? Do you want to wrestle?
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