I Need To Speak to a Physicist – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella. Of the Olde English Bulldogges, I am Queen.

Me:   Aaaagghhh!

Stella:    What! What happened?

Tiger:   You are the Queen. You tell us.

Snoopey:   Doodlebug. Doodlebug happened to Lady Human.

Doodlebug:   Zoom, zoom.

Me:   Ow! Zero to sixty in one point five seconds.

Stella:    Doodlebug! You cannot change direction on Lady Human when she is holding your leash.

Doodlebug:   Yes, I can. Watch!

Me:   Ow! Whoa!

Stella:    Doodlebug, stop!

Me:   Let’s see. An 80-pound bulldog pulling a resistant object, namely me, flat out. How much force is he exerting? I need a formula. I need a solution.

Snoopey:   I have a solution. Hey, Doodlebug, stop dragging Lady Human!

Doodlebug:   I go fast! Zoom! Lady Human? Why are you on the floor? Do you want to wrestle?

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