Queen Stella’s Wise Sayings – Conversations with Stella

I, Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges, hereby share with everyone my Wise Sayings. No one has ever written down wise sayings before so I am unique.

Me:        There have been quite a few humans who have written down wise sayings. For example, King Solomon recorded Proverbs…

Stella:    My sayings are wiser.

Me:        Forgive my doubts. Proverbs is in the Bible. I’ll stick with that.

Stella:    Now hear this! Wise saying #1: Ankles are the wrists of the legs.

Me:        Okay, well, I guess so.

Stella:    Wise saying #2: Never touch fire. It is hot.

Me:        That is more of a safety tip.

Stella:    But a wise one. Wise saying #3: Letting a squirrel guard your nut trees is like letting a robber guard a human bank. In the end, your trees will end up nut-less. The way ours did.

How many kinds of nuts do humans keep in banks?

Me:        We don’t keep nuts in banks.

Stella:    Oh, that’s where you keep our treats before they go to the stores.

Me:        Nope. We keep money in banks.

Stella:    Money? What a waste! You can’t eat money. Oh, that’s wise saying #4: You can’t eat money.

You see how wise my sayings are?

Me:        Yes, and practical. Without you, I would never have known that I can’t eat money.

Stella:    Bulldogs are wise, Lady Human. You should listen to us more often.

 

 

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