I, Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges, hereby share with everyone my Wise Sayings. No one has ever written down wise sayings before so I am unique.
Me: There have been quite a few humans who have written down wise sayings. For example, King Solomon recorded Proverbs…
Stella: My sayings are wiser.
Me: Forgive my doubts. Proverbs is in the Bible. I’ll stick with that.
Stella: Now hear this! Wise saying #1: Ankles are the wrists of the legs.
Me: Okay, well, I guess so.
Stella: Wise saying #2: Never touch fire. It is hot.
Me: That is more of a safety tip.
Stella: But a wise one. Wise saying #3: Letting a squirrel guard your nut trees is like letting a robber guard a human bank. In the end, your trees will end up nut-less. The way ours did.
How many kinds of nuts do humans keep in banks?
Me: We don’t keep nuts in banks.
Stella: Oh, that’s where you keep our treats before they go to the stores.
Me: Nope. We keep money in banks.
Stella: Money? What a waste! You can’t eat money. Oh, that’s wise saying #4: You can’t eat money.
You see how wise my sayings are?
Me: Yes, and practical. Without you, I would never have known that I can’t eat money.
Stella: Bulldogs are wise, Lady Human. You should listen to us more often.
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