Stella: Lady Human, what are you doing?
Me: I am working on an arrangement that will make it easier for the cat to…
Stella: Oh, nothing important then. That’s what I thought. Stop doing that and start doing this.
Me: Start doing what? Stella, I am busy here.
Stella: Just with cat stuff. I need my toys washed and arranged. My water bowl needs to be cleaned. And I think my breakfast bowl this morning was not as full as usual so please check into that. Oh, and I was scratching a while ago and shed some hair behind my crate so that needs to be swept up. And Miss Sweetie drooled and snooted on the floor over there so break out that strong smelling stuff you use to wipe up messes. And…
Me: Woah, hold up there, Horsey! Just a cotton pickin’ minute! Who is in charge here?
Stella: I have been wondering about that for a long time now.
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