I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges, and I can’t stop laughing.
Me: That probably means that you are laughing at one of us. Bulldog or human?
Stella: Both. It was hilarious. You had Miss Sweetie on the lead and all of a sudden she jerked it out of your hand and picked up the end you had been holding and she had it in her mouth while she was still wearing it and SHE STARTED LEADING HERSELF WITH IT! So funny. You should have seen the look on your face.
Me: I’m kind of glad that I didn’t.
Stella: Miss Sweetie is so funny! Taking herself for a walk! It’s good that we were not outside.
Me: She would not have gotten far. Did you notice that she was going around in circles?
Stella: Yes, Wiggles dances in circles. Now Miss Sweetie leads herself around in circles, going nowhere fast.
Me: They lacked a plan. And boy, am I glad of that.
Stella: I don’t like the lead.
Me: Most don’t.
Stella: Even humans?
Me: Especially humans.
Stella: Because you think you are all that and a bag of doggy treats?
Me: Yep. It’s called pride and we are really good at it.
Stella: You are proud of pride.
Me: No, I’m ashamed of it. It’s like me trying to lead myself and just going in circles.
Stella: So you and Miss Sweetie have a lot in common.
Me: Well, I hope I smell a little bit better.
“Lead me in Thy truth, and teach me: for Thou art the God of my salvation; on Thee do I wait all the day.” Psalm 25:5 KJV
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