I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, blow on the air and make it cooler.
Me: That is not one of my gifts, girl.
Stella: Turn on the twirling thing then.
Me: It is on.
Stella: Don’t try to fool me. It is not going as fast as it can.
Me: Oh, all right. One more notch up. But don’t try to steal the covers if you chill down in the wee hours of the morning.
Stella: Wee hours? Is that why I have to get up to go outside and potty in the dark? Why didn’t you just tell me they were called that? That solves the mystery.
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